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Choose your heat
Pick Gentle, Honest, or Gordon Ramsay. The jokes target your writing—not you.
Resume debugging, with heat
Your resume called. It needs a roast.
Upload your resume for funny, honest AI feedback in 60 seconds. Share the burn for free—or turn every weak line into a stronger one.
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Sample verdict
“Team player” has entered witness protection.
Roast score72 / 100
The Roastfolio promise
Private by default
Your resume is processed for feedback, then the uploaded file is deleted.
Punches up, not down
We roast clichés and weak writing—not your background, identity, or ambition.
Useful after the laugh
Every joke points to a real improvement you can understand and act on.
From cringe to credible
Feedback you’ll actually finish reading.
A resume scanner gives you a score. Roastfolio shows you what went wrong, makes it memorable, and gives you a path to fix it.
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Get the receipts
See the vague bullets, tired buzzwords, and buried wins that weaken your resume.
03
Share the damage
Turn your roast score and sharpest one-liner into a screenshot-ready card.
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Fix what got cooked
Upgrade for line-by-line rewrites, an ATS check, and job-specific versions.
Pay only when you want the fix
The roast is free. The glow-up is optional.
Start with honest feedback. Upgrade only when you’re ready to turn it into application-ready copy.
Free Roast
Find out why recruiters keep swiping left.
$0forever
- 60-second AI roast
- Roast score
- Shareable roast card
Best first upgrade
Fix It
Repair the exact lines the roast exposed.
$9one time
- Line-by-line rewrite
- ATS compatibility check
- Stronger achievement bullets
Pro
For an active search with more than one target.
$12per month
- Job-specific resume versions
- Tailored cover letters
- Ongoing rewrite access
Career Teams
Bulk feedback for bootcamps and career centers.
$199+per month
- Bulk resume roasts
- Learner-ready reports
- Organization onboarding
No awkward questions
Before you hand over the PDF.
Your next application deserves better
Get roasted before recruiters ghost you.
One upload. Sixty seconds. Clearer feedback than “we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates.”